<body stylesrc="humor.htm" background="bkgnd05.gif" bgcolor="#C0C0C0">  <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" size="6"><img src="line1.gif" width="593" height="7"></font></p> <p align="center"><a href="principal.htm"><img src="logo1.gif" border="0" width="211" height="91"></a><font color="#000080" face="Tubular"><em><strong> </strong></em></font><font color="#000080" size="6" face="Tubular">Humor </font><font color="#FF0000" size="6">: )</font></p> <p align="center"><font color="#FF0000" size="6"><img src="line1.gif" width="593" height="7"></font></p> <p><font color="#400040" size="5">-</font><font size="5"> Abaixo algumas </font><font color="#FF0000" size="5">taglines</font><font size="5"> retiradas da internet :</font></p> <p><font color="#8000FF" size="4"><strong>1 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>Evite vírus. Ferva o micro antes de usar.</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>2 -</strong></font><font size="4"> Amar é... deletar o WINDOWS do winchester dela!</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>3 -</strong></font><font size="4"> Brasil : O jeito é reformatar....</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>4 -</strong></font><font size="4"> O Universo por nós conhecido é apenas uma versão beta.</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>5 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>A primeira conta telefônica depois da INTERNET a gente nunca esquece.....</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>6 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>O problema é na BIOS . Bicho Ignorante Operando Sistema.</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>7 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>Mantenha a CPU virgem, não remova o HIMEM.</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>8 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>Coma filhinho, senão o Sysop vem te pegar!!</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>9 -</strong></font><font size="4"><strong> </strong>Usuários não existem... Os Sysops inventam tudo !</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>10 -</strong></font><font size="4"> Aluno de Informática não cola, faz backup!!</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>11 -</strong></font><font size="4"> Papai, o que significa formatting drive C ???</font></p> <p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><strong>12 -</strong></font><font size="4"> O computador não funciona???? 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